Getting Offended

I have mentioned before that I turned the big 4-0 in April. Apparently that must mean I am way more over the hill than I thought.

The other day I got my mail and there was a letter that had a tag line on the envelope:

"Almost 65?" (Ummmmmm....NO!)

And today, I got something from AARP (American Association of Retired Persons for you young whippersnappers).

O.

M.

G.

I know I am really bad at math but aren't I a good 25 years from being "AARP" or do they start hitting you up early to 'join the club'?

Anyone else start getting this stuff when you turned 40 or am I on some weird list?

If I get more of this stuff I am either going to be seriously offended or depressed. Not sure which yet. Still deciding...