You Know It's Africa Hot When...

1. The dog that normally shadows your every move doesn't get up and follow you everywhere


2. You don't have to turn the shower water past cold


3. You sweat in places you never thought possible ('nuf said)


4. Spontaneous combustion occurs on the short walk to get the mail


5. The fan on your laptop NEVER stops running


6. You'd rather eat all the creepy stuff they eat on Fear Factor than turn on your oven to make dinner


7. M&Ms actually DO melt in your hands


8. I am whining in my blog about how hot it is (okay I start whining when it hits about 80 but still...)

9. It is 80 degrees INSIDE your house and it feels cool

10. People you never, ever see in shorts are practically nude

I don't know what else to say except IT IS SO DAMN HOT!!

AARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!

Please, Mr. Sun, we all know you are strong and powerful. Please stop proving it. A nice 85 sounds great about now....

UPDATE:

You also know its Africa hot when you go outside at 8pm and a mere 96 degrees and you think, "Wow! It is so nice and cool outside!"

That? Is messed up.