Happy 50th Michael Jackson

I heard on the radio today that Michael Jackson turned 50 years old on the 29th of August. I also heard that some British magazine (okay...tabloid) pulled together a computer generated picture of what Michael would have looked like if he'd just left well-enough alone:

Look how good looking he is (or would have been). Just goes to show, cosmetic surgery isn't always a blessing, espeically when you just. can't. stop.

But THIS is what he really looks like:

Oh, Michael. You done jack(son)ed yourself all up.