Some Assembly Required?!

There is a rumor floating around that Ikea might be getting into the automobile biz. I'm not quite sure, based on the vague information provided, what that means exactly. But I hope that it does NOT mean this:





Can you imagine assembling a car with the little L-shaped metal tool thingy they give you not to mention the assembly booklet with the pictures? I already am apoplectic just thinking about it.