Wish I Was a Millipede Cuz I Need More Feet
Over the past few months, we have been getting truckloads of the latest rain boots landing on our warehouse shelves.
Working for a footwear company is pretty much any woman's dream job. I mean, what girl in her right mind doesn't like shoes?
The difficult thing is....I want them all!
Ahhh, so many boots and not enough feet.
That made me think about how it would be great to have a lot more feet. Like a millipede. Other than their high creepy factor, it might be kinda nice to be a millipede. As shown below, they have copious feet...
Notice the plethora of peds on this bad boy....or in this case, girl. Let's call her Millicent. Millie for short.
...which means they could wear lots of boots and wouldn't be faced with the painful decision of which pair to slip into on any given day.
Lucky buggers (pun so totally intended).
But seriously, if I was Millie Millipede, I'd be placing an order for the following wellies (irregardless of the fact that I'd be way too tiny to technically puddle stomp but this is a footwear fantasy so just go with it).
I hope owls don't eat millipedes....I believe they do. Might have to rethink these...
The blue would totally accentuate my yellow legs.
Cuz who doesn't like good karma?
For my inner wild thing....
I could go on and on and on but instead I'm going to slip on all my boots and hit the puddles.
Image by FeaturePics
Hopefully Millie has a credit card with a really high limit.
posted by Unknown @ 9:29 AM
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