75 Cent's New Album

Yo, Dawgs. This be 75 Cent barkin atcha. My new record is coming out soon. Songs include:

• Can't See My Tattoos


• Damn, Girl, Your Breath is So Bad it's Good!


• Barkin at Nothin


• Sniffin Butt


• Kickin Kibble


• Dawg Park Afternoon


• Scratchin Feels SO Good


• Nothin Tastes as Good as My Own Barf

This is one of my sister's dogs. I think she has WAY too much time on her hands. And no comments about how I spent 15 minutes turning this photo into a blog, okay?

75 Cent Out