High Maintenance Hair

This is my parent's dog, Quai-Li (Quay-Lee). And by dog I mean kid.

And this is her HUGE box of hair accessories.

Mind you...there is no one else who wears this stuff.

All this?

Belongs to the d.o.g.

Oh, I mean k.i.d.

For Pete's sake. My mom never did MY hair when I was little. Other than cut it crooked I mean.

Sheesh.