Off to Hawaii
Today we are off to Hawaii.
Beach towel? Check.
Base tan to cover the scary white fat rolls? Check.
Lots of good books? Check.
iPhone loaded with new tune-age? Check check!
$4,500 airline tickets? Fricken check.
Lunch and snacks for four? $#%^& check.
If they charge me $2 per soda or weigh me like a piece of baggage, I am gonna go all Kung Fu panda on their asses. Skadoosh!
(Notice I didn't say Prozac? Check.)?
Aloha....back after the 4th!!