I KNEW This was Coming...
F Minus Comics
In case you can't read this very well:
The man speaking is saying, "I don't know how you guys can breathe that stuff."
The bottle next to him reads: AIR. Bottled in the Swiss Alps.
Any bets on how soon this really happens? I mean, there ARE oxygen bars around....which is pretty close.
I can see it now....
On sale at Target, $4.99 for a one gallon bottle of the purest air straight from a pristine* location in the USA**.
* Pristine = HA HA HA HA HA
**Bottled at the source (i.e. taxi cab exhaust pipes) in downtown Manhattan.
Suckers? Get yours now (or soon enough).