The Ultimate Burger...?

I recently stumbled upon a a blog called "Cake Wrecks" which posts photos and descriptions of cakes that go "Horribly, Hysterically Wrong." It is worth taking a look so you know what NOT to do on your next cake making adventure.

This one, while not technically a cake, really grossed me out.

What appears to be a very tasty looking burger is....not.

Here is the description:

Known as the Monnow Valley Burger, this concoction consists of an extra thick beef patty, two slices of melted cheese, tomato, secret sauce, pickle and onions sandwiched between a Krispy Kreme glazed donut.

*blink*

In a word...(okay two words)

Not. Happening.

Oh, and it has 1,000 calories and 45 grams of fat. (NO!? REALLY!?)