Tears...Rolling Down My Face...Laughing So Hard
This letter is to a very dangerous person who just goes around breaking people's wieners without a thought or care. I have a bill payable by you for one extremely broken wiener. This bill for is for $2,500,000. This wiener has lost its mobility and its spark for life. It just sits around sad and lifeless. $2,499,999 is being collected for emotional damage and $1 is being collected for the wet paper towel, tube sock, ACE bandage, masking tape, and old T shirt use to stop the immense bleeding.
Our company expects payment within ten days of receipt of this letter. If this bill is not paid we will send out our bill collector/bounty hunter Chancho Lopez (see pic) to collect for us. He is a dangerous and impatient guy who will fly off the handle at any given moment. For your safety we suggest you pay us soon!
Dr. Wong, Veterinarian
Chancho Lopez--this is my sister's goat. Doesn't he look like he is a little psycho?
I emailed her back and said before I paid this bill, I expected visual proof that this wiener dog was indeed broken. This is what I got:
Notice that none of her feet are wrapped up??
I don't know if anyone else will find this funny but I laughed so hard when I read this, I was crying for about 10 minutes. Obviously a bizarre sense of humor runs in our gene pool.
Doggie Bloggy over and out.