Need to Take My Ginko
Last night I fell asleep on the couch watching a rerun of "Whose Line Is It Anyway". When I woke up it was time for bed so I went about my normal bedtime routine...brushing teeth, taking out my contacts, letting the dog out. The last thing I normally do is put lotion on my hands. I must have still been half asleep because instead of lotion, I squeezed a bunch of Crest into my palm. Thankfully I figured it out before I started rubbing it into my hands.
In my defense, the tubes do kinda look the same. Same shape and size. But still...DUH!