Quick! Call the Fashion Police!
Have you ever heard the saying, "If you don't understand history, you are doomed to repeat it?" Well here is an excellent reason to know about history because this should never be allowed to happen again:
Bah! My eyes! My eyes!!!
Now I like stripes and plaids as much as the next person but completely covering your entire body in them is, well let's just be honest here, it's wrong. On many, many levels.
Instead, go the more subtle route....like a really cool pair of rain boots or umbrella. But dousing yourself in stripes? No.
Expressing your personality is cool. Blinding the fellow human race...not so cool.
On a side note, I'm sure we all go on bike rides in double breasted clown suits...and what's with the creepy dude in the background? Ten bucks he is thinking, "Oh girls, you so need the help of Carson Kressley from 'Queer Eye.'"
See, even he knows its wrong.....so seersuckery wrong.